Feb
05
Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-02-05
- A Baaad Commute? | A flock of sheep forming a frenzied, cyclonic circle around a car… http://t.co/Odm1doLg #
- Romans 1:16-32 (@ Conduit Church) http://t.co/8qyRBOqg #
- RT @RobinMcCauley: The farthest back I can remember is crying in my crib and hearing someone ask me "Why are you in a crib? You're 38." #
- As the Father has loved me, so have I loved you. Abide in my love. If you keep my commandments, you (cont) http://t.co/UDdNY0Er #
- @mollymcnearney: Has the man who signed millions of Cabbage Patch Kids' butt cheeks turned up as a pedophile yet? #
- RT @richmckay: I thought I was failing an eye exam but I was just passed out in a bowl of alphabet soup. #
- RT @JDeragon: The knowledge of what needs to change & how to make the change is no longer contained by the few rather it rest with the many. #
- Holder to Puerto Rican Rep: 'Wherever you're from' | http://t.co/b4V8STkj #
- RT @MATT_KOFF: Before Twitter, I had to follow food trucks on a razor scooter. #
- @TNLtraining All four of them suck harder than this… http://t.co/YVPUtikX in reply to TNLtraining #
- @StephenAtHome: No one should question Newt's moral character. Especially since the answers will haunt your dreams. #preparethem #
- RT @mollymcnearney: Dear God, never let me be drunk & in the same place as Stacy Keibler. I will try to wrestle her. And I will get killed. #
- Trillions of reasons to say no to Obama, Romney, Gringrich, & Santorum: http://t.co/aKx71RRD #
- @mollymcnearney: Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday. #
- Bad News for Obama? – http://t.co/0UJP80yw #
- @MATT_KOFF That can go from a bad pick-up line to a good one if you add the words '6 OR more'. Ladies love an upgrade. in reply to MATT_KOFF #
- Hover Cars? No. Jet Packs? No. Lazer Guided Bullets? Yes! http://t.co/QP5ZxuIY #
- @mollymcnearney: I still have a cold. I can only breathe out of one nostril. Where do I apply for a handicapped parking permit? #
- RT @johnfreiler: stupid amazon doesn't sell even one child's car seat that'll fit on the back of a jetski #
- @sanlei Right back at you! in reply to sanlei #
- @PaulPabst REQUEST: Ask them if Vanilla Ice going to be in the Candy Land movie Adam is making. in reply to PaulPabst #
- @sanlei On the contrary. It is the truest evidence of your unassailable virtue. Trump has robbed more banks than John Dillinger. in reply to sanlei #
- @sanlei @andyellwood 0% when the FF comes from a long list. 30% if the FF is the only person recommended & for a specific reason. in reply to sanlei #
- @johnwschlitt A very Happy Birthday to you brother John! in reply to johnwschlitt #
- Paul: Immigration not solved by barbed wire, guns http://t.co/1w54fBKw #
- @JimGaffigan: When are they going to invent a microwave that will stir my chili? This is exhausting! #
- Congress continues to erode our Constitutional Rights! | House Set to Ban Welfare Payments at Strip Clubs – http://t.co/3fiRqi30 #
- RT @eddiepepitone: sign that things aren't going well – there's been a fire in your desk trash can burning endlessly for 8 years. #
- #HonestTequilaAd Michael Imperioli admires the fresh tattoo on his chest of a unicorn clutching a viper in it's teeth. Vomits. End Scene. #
- Working Smarter rather than Harder…Ron Paul ready for caucus states – http://t.co/H5Qnd6Hy #
- RT @SportPolicy: Welcome to the official twitter page of the Center For Sport Policy And Research. #
- @ProgDrumm3r You're welcome. I'm happy to be of service. God Bless you and God Bless Ron Paul. in reply to ProgDrumm3r #
- Get your money out of your underpants or else… http://t.co/tyKJFu8e #
- @ProgDrumm3r First Dr. Paul isn't an isolationist. One cannot be pro-free markets & be an isolationist. Dr. (cont) http://t.co/LI1j1urn #
- Ron Paul: America's leading voice for limited, constitutional government, low taxes, free markets, sound money, and… http://t.co/Z3Jeth0y #
- RT @mattob34: Herman Cain endorses Newt Gingrich. Clearly a ploy to secure rights to the first moon colony pizza franchise. #
- Breaking News: Long lines of people waited in the cold for 'Sexual Chocolate' beer. http://t.co/kgobJnAR #
- @StephenAtHome: Mitt Romney does not want to fire you, unless it is absolutely, positively possible. #preparethem #
- Is this the world's fattest squirrel? http://t.co/2uQ8iCVE #
- Paris Hilton to collaborate with Snoop Dogg on new album…& Romney/Gringrich/Santorum are afraid of Iran attacking. http://t.co/lcdk66bP #
- Put up hurricane shutters for the political wind – http://t.co/ADkabTxV #
- @FranGillespie: I hate that sinking feeling when a conversation might be turning away from types of cheese. #
- For people that do a lot of drinking alone in the dark. (@ Staples w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/dYaG5gBF #
- I will only support Ron Paul – And if you don't know why you should…ask! – http://t.co/s6SoqUF5 #
- Lunch with the Paul Aldrich & @markbortz. Should be fun. (@ Puckett's Grocery & Restaurant) http://t.co/dkeDuZeH #
- RT @richmckay: In my experience, you can almost die from dehydration if you pee, cry, and vomit while jogging. #
- @Liberal_Tory: I can't support Ron Paul. He's crazy. Unlike moon colony Gingrinch; "rape is a gift from god" Santorum & chameleon Romney. #
- RT @shariv67: I'm going to try this new thing where I think before I speak.I'll let you know how it goes.If I ever say anythin… #
- RT @meganamram: You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you've kissed one hundred million frogs #
- Will Ron Paul win more delegates this week than Gingrich, and Santorum combined? http://t.co/AgKHOeg0 #
- RT @jenstatsky: I'm not into labels. Which is probably why all the food in my kitchen expired 3 months ago. #
- RT @badbanana: For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction. #
- RT @richmckay: Sure he's a monster to you now, but just wait until we're attacked by an army of cookies. Then you'll call him "Cookie Hero". #
- RT @NowImworried: Now I’m worried because the box said to take one caramel calcium pill and I just had four. #
- RT @gavinspeiller: "I can't believe we're wearing the same No Fear t-shirt at this party! Also how come no one else came to our party?" #
- RT @badbanana: Thinking about getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair on your food for a couple of weeks. #
- RT @LisaDiVirgilio: I'm going to write a book entitled, "Everyday I find something else to worry about." in the credits, I'll thank WebMD. #
- RT @KimJongNumberUn: I'm worried that all this Super Bowl hype is stealing attention from North Korea's Hunger Games. #
- How branding has devalued the Facebook 'Like' – http://t.co/5mgqlO2S #
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