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Feb
05

Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-02-05

  • A Baaad Commute? | A flock of sheep forming a frenzied, cyclonic circle around a car… http://t.co/Odm1doLg #
  • Romans 1:16-32 (@ Conduit Church) http://t.co/8qyRBOqg #
  • RT @RobinMcCauley: The farthest back I can remember is crying in my crib and hearing someone ask me "Why are you in a crib? You're 38." #
  • As the Father has loved me, so have I loved you. Abide in my love. If you keep my commandments, you (cont) http://t.co/UDdNY0Er #
  • @mollymcnearney: Has the man who signed millions of Cabbage Patch Kids' butt cheeks turned up as a pedophile yet? #
  • RT @richmckay: I thought I was failing an eye exam but I was just passed out in a bowl of alphabet soup. #
  • RT @JDeragon: The knowledge of what needs to change & how to make the change is no longer contained by the few rather it rest with the many. #
  • Holder to Puerto Rican Rep: 'Wherever you're from' | http://t.co/b4V8STkj #
  • RT @MATT_KOFF: Before Twitter, I had to follow food trucks on a razor scooter. #
  • @TNLtraining All four of them suck harder than this… http://t.co/YVPUtikX in reply to TNLtraining #
  • @StephenAtHome: No one should question Newt's moral character. Especially since the answers will haunt your dreams. #preparethem #
  • RT @mollymcnearney: Dear God, never let me be drunk & in the same place as Stacy Keibler. I will try to wrestle her. And I will get killed. #
  • Trillions of reasons to say no to Obama, Romney, Gringrich, & Santorum: http://t.co/aKx71RRD #
  • @mollymcnearney: Spent morning at the farmers market carefully selecting fruits and vegetables to throw away next Saturday. #
  • Bad News for Obama? – http://t.co/0UJP80yw #
  • @MATT_KOFF That can go from a bad pick-up line to a good one if you add the words '6 OR more'. Ladies love an upgrade. in reply to MATT_KOFF #
  • Hover Cars? No. Jet Packs? No. Lazer Guided Bullets? Yes! http://t.co/QP5ZxuIY #
  • @mollymcnearney: I still have a cold. I can only breathe out of one nostril. Where do I apply for a handicapped parking permit? #
  • RT @johnfreiler: stupid amazon doesn't sell even one child's car seat that'll fit on the back of a jetski #
  • @sanlei Right back at you! in reply to sanlei #
  • @PaulPabst REQUEST: Ask them if Vanilla Ice going to be in the Candy Land movie Adam is making. in reply to PaulPabst #
  • @sanlei On the contrary. It is the truest evidence of your unassailable virtue. Trump has robbed more banks than John Dillinger. in reply to sanlei #
  • @sanlei @andyellwood 0% when the FF comes from a long list. 30% if the FF is the only person recommended & for a specific reason. in reply to sanlei #
  • @johnwschlitt A very Happy Birthday to you brother John! in reply to johnwschlitt #
  • Paul: Immigration not solved by barbed wire, guns http://t.co/1w54fBKw #
  • @JimGaffigan: When are they going to invent a microwave that will stir my chili? This is exhausting! #
  • Congress continues to erode our Constitutional Rights! | House Set to Ban Welfare Payments at Strip Clubs – http://t.co/3fiRqi30 #
  • RT @eddiepepitone: sign that things aren't going well – there's been a fire in your desk trash can burning endlessly for 8 years. #
  • #HonestTequilaAd Michael Imperioli admires the fresh tattoo on his chest of a unicorn clutching a viper in it's teeth. Vomits. End Scene. #
  • Working Smarter rather than Harder…Ron Paul ready for caucus states – http://t.co/H5Qnd6Hy #
  • RT @SportPolicy: Welcome to the official twitter page of the Center For Sport Policy And Research. #
  • @ProgDrumm3r You're welcome. I'm happy to be of service. God Bless you and God Bless Ron Paul. in reply to ProgDrumm3r #
  • Get your money out of your underpants or else… http://t.co/tyKJFu8e #
  • @ProgDrumm3r First Dr. Paul isn't an isolationist. One cannot be pro-free markets & be an isolationist. Dr. (cont) http://t.co/LI1j1urn #
  • Ron Paul: America's leading voice for limited, constitutional government, low taxes, free markets, sound money, and… http://t.co/Z3Jeth0y #
  • RT @mattob34: Herman Cain endorses Newt Gingrich. Clearly a ploy to secure rights to the first moon colony pizza franchise. #
  • Breaking News: Long lines of people waited in the cold for 'Sexual Chocolate' beer. http://t.co/kgobJnAR #
  • @StephenAtHome: Mitt Romney does not want to fire you, unless it is absolutely, positively possible. #preparethem #
  • Is this the world's fattest squirrel? http://t.co/2uQ8iCVE #
  • Paris Hilton to collaborate with Snoop Dogg on new album…& Romney/Gringrich/Santorum are afraid of Iran attacking. http://t.co/lcdk66bP #
  • Put up hurricane shutters for the political wind – http://t.co/ADkabTxV #
  • @FranGillespie: I hate that sinking feeling when a conversation might be turning away from types of cheese. #
  • For people that do a lot of drinking alone in the dark. (@ Staples w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://t.co/dYaG5gBF #
  • I will only support Ron Paul – And if you don't know why you should…ask! – http://t.co/s6SoqUF5 #
  • Lunch with the Paul Aldrich & @markbortz. Should be fun. (@ Puckett's Grocery & Restaurant) http://t.co/dkeDuZeH #
  • RT @richmckay: In my experience, you can almost die from dehydration if you pee, cry, and vomit while jogging. #
  • @Liberal_Tory: I can't support Ron Paul. He's crazy. Unlike moon colony Gingrinch; "rape is a gift from god" Santorum & chameleon Romney. #
  • RT @shariv67: I'm going to try this new thing where I think before I speak.I'll let you know how it goes.If I ever say anythin… #
  • RT @meganamram: You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you've kissed one hundred million frogs #
  • Will Ron Paul win more delegates this week than Gingrich, and Santorum combined? http://t.co/AgKHOeg0 #
  • RT @jenstatsky: I'm not into labels. Which is probably why all the food in my kitchen expired 3 months ago. #
  • RT @badbanana: For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction. #
  • RT @richmckay: Sure he's a monster to you now, but just wait until we're attacked by an army of cookies. Then you'll call him "Cookie Hero". #
  • RT @NowImworried: Now I’m worried because the box said to take one caramel calcium pill and I just had four. #
  • RT @gavinspeiller: "I can't believe we're wearing the same No Fear t-shirt at this party! Also how come no one else came to our party?" #
  • RT @badbanana: Thinking about getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair on your food for a couple of weeks. #
  • RT @LisaDiVirgilio: I'm going to write a book entitled, "Everyday I find something else to worry about." in the credits, I'll thank WebMD. #
  • RT @KimJongNumberUn: I'm worried that all this Super Bowl hype is stealing attention from North Korea's Hunger Games. #
  • How branding has devalued the Facebook 'Like' – http://t.co/5mgqlO2S #

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Jan
29

Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-01-29

  • @StephenSwann: Thinking what I need is a #KindleFire fanny pack! Maybe with full ear coverage headphones too. #
  • @badbanana: My Super Bowl prediction: at least one Doritos commercial. #
  • @rneighbors:

    Nobody likes you "100 Calorie Packs." Nobody. #

  • Christians and Ron Paul: A counterpoint http://t.co/X3PfgRrb #
  • If the sound of broken glass and the smell of hand sanitizer turns you on…seriously, what is your problem? #
  • 'The Hoff' crab is new ocean find…and they love doing hot yoga! http://t.co/pTzLDbxn #
  • Nude man spoils 'Chipmunks' movie – http://t.co/zySiHJxZ #
  • @DepressedDarth: I was rooting against the Patriots, their mascot represents people who rebelled against an Empire. #
  • Man shot out car window to get cellphone…kept yelling, "Can you hear me now?" http://t.co/zsQOonty #
  • Agua Fria with @MarkBortz at @Sopapillas (@ Sopapilla's) [pic]: http://t.co/hSZMXvVI #
  • For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of (cont) http://t.co/JxwcOxo8 #
  • @stackiii: Having a hard time figuring out how "Yeah, what Nancy Pelosi said!" is a winning message for Mitt on Newt. #
  • How to Get Old Facebook Back http://t.co/kfZziUP9 #
  • RT @hereinid: Wonder if Abraham Lincoln was a cuddlebug. #
  • Antidepressants make for sad fish http://t.co/TIaqdLW7 #
  • Woman Claims Neighbor’s Energy Efficient Windows Are Melting Her Toyota Prius « Weird http://t.co/ToB4AafA #
  • They spell like they vote…badly. | Warning sign outside NYC East Side High School reads: “X-ng Shcool” – http://t.co/8mzgsEPS #
  • Got Iron? No? Prepared to be infused! (@ Vanderbilt Health (One Hundred Oaks)) http://t.co/TovCfmJp #
  • Small Towns, Big Dreams Tour highlights – #CoachBurt http://t.co/PlYcC7dz #
  • Topless tobogganists crave national arena – …and, perhaps, sunblock? http://t.co/GfFGoKB2 #
  • If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 1 John 1:9 #
  • Still think Google + is safer? | Google tracks consumers’ online activities across products, & users can’t opt out: http://t.co/I0suyVnw #
  • The Secrets to Successful Strategy Execution: The Idea in Practice – http://t.co/jFJbKPBO #
  • RT @anjeanettec: McDonald's is introducing an Oreo pie. Your move, KFC. #
  • Seth's Blog: Straight up http://t.co/BnkiHqat #
  • RT @KimJongNumberUn: One milkshake would bring literally millions of North Koreans to the yard. #
  • RT @davidteems: "The Other English William." An article about William Tyndale. http://t.co/fo8jfkOR Thank you, HP. #
  • RT @badbanana: You'll know the economy has rebounded once ska bands go back to hiring guys whose only job is to dance. #
  • The law forbids selling any part of that man's butt. | Man arrested for possessing a buttock of Saddam: http://t.co/QqTxbT5G #
  • @Liberal_Tory: Interesting to see Ron Paul accuse Gingrinch of being an isolationalist re Cuba at #GOP debate. Interesting & correct. #
  • Seth's Blog: Declaring victory http://t.co/a4QmC2ku #
  • RT @jimantle: I've recently discovered that the Constitution tightly limits my powers. #stuffobamawontsay #
  • @CBlackTX: Everyone that is talking about #RonPaul #039;s age should realize #Gingrich has more ethics violations than #RonPaul has years. #
  • @FranGillespie: Do these blue hair extensions make my dad look less handsy? #
  • RT @NowImworried: Now I'm worried that my granddaughter will get pregnant because she just got her braces off. #
  • RT @fireballfilms: Pretty sure I just heard a Predator up in a tree. Praying he doesn't see my keys or scintillating wit as weapons. #
  • RT @denisleary: Sure 15% sounds low when it comes to paying your taxes but I bet it's 7% more than Mitt Romney tips. #
  • RT @anjeanettec: My trash isn't ready to be taken out until I've balanced the last possible piece and yell 'Jenga!' #
  • RT @hereinid: Grease 2 taught me every thing I know about reproduction. Which is probably why I kept getting pregnant in the early 2000s. #
  • RT @SteveMartinToGo Trusting wife just called from kitchen, "Do you know where our pie tin is?" Don't want to give up pie tin, but want pie. #
  • RT @gavinspeiller: My usual Taco Bell order is one top-hat full of 7 Layer Burritos because I'm a classy gentleman. #
  • @Hillabeanz @johnwschlitt I'm hoping that you guys have a safe trip and a blessed tour! in reply to Hillabeanz #
  • RT @Andy_Richter: If women ever had to spend a couple minutes in a busy airport men's room all procreation would cease. #
  • Romney Supervised Medical Testing Company Guilty Of Massive Medicare Fraud – http://t.co/3zUERFX6 #

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Jan
22

Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-01-22

  • @GarryShandling: Santorum against fact that North Carolina is on top of South Carolina.


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  • @hipstermermaid: Free idea: wallet-sized Kraft Singles. You're welcome, America.


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  • Intelligence Officer: Ron Paul Is Right on Iran – http://t.co/SWfJpFgN #
  • RT @kattcalls: When my class dances it, it's more break-a-hip-hop. #
  • RT @NowImworried: Now I’m worried that my neighbor’s jumpy dog on the expandable leash will wind up strangling me. #
  • How Rick Santorum Ripped Off American Veterans | http://t.co/FkW0UCBb #
  • RT @anjeanettec: Jersey Shore's Sammi names her new perfume 'Dangerous.' I guess that's more appealing than 'Co-dependent Tanorexic.' #
  • The Hierarchy Problem http://t.co/edpModzN #
  • RT @BrianRScully: Watching a beautiful bird soar majestically over the Pacific Ocean and can't help wondering what it tastes like. #
  • Newt Gingrich: Serial Hypocrisy – http://t.co/JvhDjQ54 #
  • RT @NowImworried: Now I'm worried that the exterminator's ant spray got into my box of Stella Doras. #
  • RT @MattOBrien2: At least we know where Newt stands on Adult Friend Finder subsidies. #
  • RT @drjubenville Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. http://t.co/ONBqyiNS #
  • Can Ron Paul Cure Your Apathy? – http://t.co/I7I6WNQt #
  • How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him who brings good news, who publishes peace, who (cont) http://t.co/HdOykQEv #
  • RT @Andy_Richter: Go ahead and name any band; I have the ability to not care about their latest album. #
  • The crowd boos CNN Moderator when he tries to ignore Dr. Paul #SC #GOP http://t.co/hDl3ulGU #
  • Ron Paul Smacks Down Fox Moderators on Military Spending vs. Defense Spending. http://t.co/xZEM53XZ #
  • RT @NowImworried: Now I'm worried that someone will steal my AOL password because I just changed it to 12345. #
  • Ron Paul's NDAA Floor Speech Jan 18 2012 – http://t.co/IIQhN6ST #
  • RT @Andy_Richter: I hear the ladies love a bad boy with an edge, so I've started lining the parrot cage with obituaries. #
  • Dr. James Linzey, the president and founder of the Military Bible Association, also endorsed Ron Paul #SCPrimary http://t.co/fHC5XCoK #
  • Romney has between $20.7 Mill. & $101.6 Mill. in his IRA . Experts say such a considerable sum is highly unusual. http://t.co/aICIsOIi #
  • Few people realize that The Verve's 1997 hit "Bitter Sweet Symphony" is about the joy & perils of camping. #
  • RT @meganamram: It's so sweet when a boy says those three little words ("You don't know how to count") #
  • I'd like to tell you that I'm here to tell the staff why the Titans need to take a DE early in this year's draft. http://t.co/K2IXxGij #
  • Gingrich’s Ex-Wife: He Wanted an Open Marriage – WSJ http://t.co/DRwkEeg3 #
  • Ron Paul, Legislative Hero – http://t.co/yICCDmXW #
  • RT @SarahThyre: Sometimes I go all Ma Ingalls and pretend my salad spinner is a butter churn. #
  • RT @DaveRamsey: The people on your payroll are not units of production; they are PEOPLE. Treat them with dignity and respect. #elbook #
  • Three of a Kind? http://t.co/SOwHcMEF #
  • Sen. Tom Davis: Why I Support Ron Paul – YouTube http://t.co/3k6QQcKI #
  • For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the (cont) http://t.co/x24dOZNT #
  • RT @MattOBrien2: Can't fault Jon Huntsman for wanting to spend more time being largely ignored by his family #
  • Massive opposition research file on Romney hits Internet…includes 11 pages of position flip-flops – http://t.co/muA4aiYp #
  • I just contacted @DesJarlaisTN04 to oppose #SOPA #PIPA – Join me! http://t.co/ZxLToei7 #wikipediablackout #
  • Newt Gingrich: Selling Access – http://t.co/5icI3laI #
  • Cayton presents her 1st science project today. She (and her Mom) did a great job! (@ Spring Hill Elementary School) http://t.co/awooL74G #
  • RT @SteveMartinToGo: My vow: if I can't think up anything interesting to say, I will say it on Twitter. #
  • If you don't know why this is funny just Google 'Donkey Punch'. Man gives horribly wrong answer on 'Jeopardy!' – http://t.co/pywAtTJY #
  • RT @MATT_KOFF: Does anyone have a hot glue gun I can borrow? Or a regular glue gun with an awesome personality? #
  • Ron Paul plans D.C. detour to vote against debt increase – http://t.co/wIEIYk4n #
  • The "Banned" Chinese Classroom Commercial: http://t.co/aWCuyHFW #
  • Unleash The Tebow In Your Business | Collective Passion http://t.co/t75k7DPu #
  • From the remodeling in the lobby I'd say this is a thriving business. Must be doing a good job for customers. http://t.co/4ixgGARV #
  • Why does Voddie Baucham support Ron Paul? | Grace Family Baptist Church: http://t.co/cR8Zmyx2 #
  • Ron Paul Dominates Fox's Twitter Survey Of The SC FOX News Debate – http://t.co/PaYmPU7g #
  • Social Media Traction University Class Today at 2p CST! We'll cover: Social Media Framework, 21 Questions, and… http://t.co/UAgWkV3G #
  • Ron Paul is winner in Texas straw poll | http://t.co/zb5yrKXa #
  • RT @meganamram: There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house #
  • RT @DirtyMelodies: My little neighbor was doing his math homework & it took me 10 seconds and the use of my fingers to confirm that 9+7=16. #
  • RT @greggutfeld: Clooney refused to thank all the hobos and their blood that he copiously drinks. #noclass #
  • Sen. Jim DeMint "If we don't listen to Ron Paul…the FED is going to destroy our Monetary System" – http://t.co/plltymQy #
  • RT @JimGaffigan: People are so nice in Utah it makes me think they are stealing from me. #
  • Take my Honda…please: http://t.co/dBVw8Tkx #
  • @larrywinget: "Some people couldn't make a point with an ice pick." #larrywinget

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Jan
22

Daniel Bass's Weekly Twitter Report for 2012-01-22

  • @larrywinget: "Some people couldn't make a point with an ice pick." #larrywinget

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  • Take my Honda…please: http://t.co/dBVw8Tkx #
  • RT @JimGaffigan: People are so nice in Utah it makes me think they are stealing from me. #
  • Sen. Jim DeMint "If we don't listen to Ron Paul…the FED is going to destroy our Monetary System" – http://t.co/plltymQy #
  • RT @greggutfeld: Clooney refused to thank all the hobos and their blood that he copiously drinks. #noclass #
  • RT @DirtyMelodies: My little neighbor was doing his math homework & it took me 10 seconds and the use of my fingers to confirm that 9+7=16. #
  • RT @meganamram: There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house #
  • Ron Paul is winner in Texas straw poll | http://t.co/zb5yrKXa #
  • Social Media Traction University Class Today at 2p CST! We'll cover: Social Media Framework, 21 Questions, and… http://t.co/UAgWkV3G #
  • Ron Paul Dominates Fox's Twitter Survey Of The SC FOX News Debate – http://t.co/PaYmPU7g #
  • Why does Voddie Baucham support Ron Paul? | Grace Family Baptist Church: http://t.co/cR8Zmyx2 #
  • From the remodeling in the lobby I'd say this is a thriving business. Must be doing a good job for customers. http://t.co/4ixgGARV #
  • Unleash The Tebow In Your Business | Collective Passion http://t.co/t75k7DPu #
  • The "Banned" Chinese Classroom Commercial: http://t.co/aWCuyHFW #
  • Ron Paul plans D.C. detour to vote against debt increase – http://t.co/wIEIYk4n #
  • RT @MATT_KOFF: Does anyone have a hot glue gun I can borrow? Or a regular glue gun with an awesome personality? #
  • If you don't know why this is funny just Google 'Donkey Punch'. Man gives horribly wrong answer on 'Jeopardy!' – http://t.co/pywAtTJY #
  • RT @SteveMartinToGo: My vow: if I can't think up anything interesting to say, I will say it on Twitter. #
  • Cayton presents her 1st science project today. She (and her Mom) did a great job! (@ Spring Hill Elementary School) http://t.co/awooL74G #
  • Newt Gingrich: Selling Access – http://t.co/5icI3laI #
  • I just contacted @DesJarlaisTN04 to oppose #SOPA #PIPA – Join me! http://t.co/ZxLToei7 #wikipediablackout #
  • Massive opposition research file on Romney hits Internet…includes 11 pages of position flip-flops – http://t.co/muA4aiYp #
  • RT @MattOBrien2: Can't fault Jon Huntsman for wanting to spend more time being largely ignored by his family #
  • For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the (cont) http://t.co/x24dOZNT #
  • Sen. Tom Davis: Why I Support Ron Paul – YouTube http://t.co/3k6QQcKI #
  • Three of a Kind? http://t.co/SOwHcMEF #
  • RT @DaveRamsey: The people on your payroll are not units of production; they are PEOPLE. Treat them with dignity and respect. #elbook #
  • RT @SarahThyre: Sometimes I go all Ma Ingalls and pretend my salad spinner is a butter churn. #
  • Ron Paul, Legislative Hero – http://t.co/yICCDmXW #
  • Gingrich’s Ex-Wife: He Wanted an Open Marriage – WSJ http://t.co/DRwkEeg3 #
  • I'd like to tell you that I'm here to tell the staff why the Titans need to take a DE early in this year's draft. http://t.co/K2IXxGij #
  • RT @meganamram: It's so sweet when a boy says those three little words ("You don't know how to count") #
  • Few people realize that The Verve's 1997 hit "Bitter Sweet Symphony" is about the joy & perils of camping. #
  • Romney has between $20.7 Mill. & $101.6 Mill. in his IRA . Experts say such a considerable sum is highly unusual. http://t.co/aICIsOIi #
  • Dr. James Linzey, the president and founder of the Military Bible Association, also endorsed Ron Paul #SCPrimary http://t.co/fHC5XCoK #
  • RT @Andy_Richter: I hear the ladies love a bad boy with an edge, so I've started lining the parrot cage with obituaries. #
  • Ron Paul's NDAA Floor Speech Jan 18 2012 – http://t.co/IIQhN6ST #
  • RT @NowImworried: Now I'm worried that someone will steal my AOL password because I just changed it to 12345. #
  • Ron Paul Smacks Down Fox Moderators on Military Spending vs. Defense Spending. http://t.co/xZEM53XZ #
  • The crowd boos CNN Moderator when he tries to ignore Dr. Paul #SC #GOP http://t.co/hDl3ulGU #
  • RT @Andy_Richter: Go ahead and name any band; I have the ability to not care about their latest album. #
  • How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him who brings good news, who publishes peace, who (cont) http://t.co/HdOykQEv #
  • Can Ron Paul Cure Your Apathy? – http://t.co/I7I6WNQt #
  • RT @drjubenville Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. http://t.co/ONBqyiNS #
  • RT @MattOBrien2: At least we know where Newt stands on Adult Friend Finder subsidies. #
  • RT @NowImworried: Now I'm worried that the exterminator's ant spray got into my box of Stella Doras. #
  • Newt Gingrich: Serial Hypocrisy – http://t.co/JvhDjQ54 #
  • RT @BrianRScully: Watching a beautiful bird soar majestically over the Pacific Ocean and can't help wondering what it tastes like. #
  • The Hierarchy Problem http://t.co/edpModzN #
  • RT @anjeanettec: Jersey Shore's Sammi names her new perfume 'Dangerous.' I guess that's more appealing than 'Co-dependent Tanorexic.' #
  • How Rick Santorum Ripped Off American Veterans | http://t.co/FkW0UCBb #
  • RT @NowImworried: Now I’m worried that my neighbor’s jumpy dog on the expandable leash will wind up strangling me. #

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Jan
15

Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-01-15

  • RT @kattcalls: For me, the 1% is how much I believe of what I read around here. #
  • Ron Paul’s staying power threatens to alter debate – http://t.co/pzW8VziS #
  • RT @kwmurphy: Correct me if I’m wrong: All the mimes come out on the dance floor when the DJ plays (more…)
Jan
15

Daniel Bass's Weekly Twitter Report for 2012-01-15

  • I very close to finishing a Masters Degree. Today I am trying to figure out exactly how close. http://t.co/ocRHXqnT #
  • Ron Paul Highlights #GOP Debate in New Hampshire – YouTube http://t.co/wwAlI8V2 #
  • RT @jenstatsky: I like "Employees Must Wash Hands" signs because they let the rest of us off the hook. #
  • RT @RonPaul: Paul closing the gap with Romney http://t.co/lfyhQA5r #GOP #GOP2012 #RonPaul #tcot #NHprimary #
  • What If "They" Are Lying to Us about Ron Paul? – YouTube http://t.co/VdobQufN #
  • Non-Interventionist, Ron Paul, eyes strong finish in New Hampshire http://t.co/82TvT3Gl #
  • Oil-Change Package with Fuel-Injector and Engine Flush at Super Express Lube in Franklin – Up to 59% Off #pdhttp://t.co/X6BOD7RK #
  • RT @anjeanettec: Girls who say "I hate drama" can usually be found drunk and crying on a public toilet. #
  • RT @meganamram: Note to self: find more private place to store notes to self #
  • RT @toddstarnes: Team Romney's assertion that electability is more important than beliefs & principle — is the GOPs biggest problem. #
  • RT @denisleary: If there's one word I dont want in my obituary it's 'balloon'. #
  • On closer examination, the raw diet makes little sense biologically… http://t.co/LHxP3n9M #
  • For those of you who are concerned about cooking screaming lobsters, here are the facts. http://t.co/gQiE9zwq #
  • Club for Growth's Andy Roth Discusses Presidential Candidates Economic Plans With Neil Cavuto – http://t.co/gZYKsDDE #
  • I'm pretty sure I know what classes to take this semester…still not sure which Dept. I'll get the M.S. degree in. http://t.co/9JfTLEH2 #
  • CIA Bin Laden Chief Michael Scheuer on Why 9/11 Attacks Happened – YouTube http://t.co/b5GDIaEy #
  • Ron Paul: Militarism vs National Defense – http://t.co/k45OvSKm #
  • Since 2006 the Navy has tried to give the 195 Million Dollar Sea Shadow away…no one has taken them up on the offer. http://t.co/VYHUcEm0 #
  • Will @bufferapp Increase clicks on Tweets by 200%? Try it and see http://t.co/0POngWVZ #
  • This is why the fridge is a bad place to store bread… http://t.co/3Lq7GzGJ #
  • Mitt Romney Flip-Flops: He Can't Take a Position on a Taking a Position – YouTube http://t.co/Ny3KDPDc #
  • The Boneyard: World's 'biggest' plane cemetery (Note: B-52H models cost upwards of $50 million each) http://t.co/e4YNgb0m #
  • Why are you cast down, O my soul, and why are you in turmoil within me? Hope in God; for I shall (cont) http://t.co/hChtAxEk #
  • The story of two men trapped in one body – YouTube http://t.co/AXPuklyf #
  • @MarkBortz and I are about to show TCH where the Social Media Rabbit Hole begins. (@ TN Children's Home – Rotary) http://t.co/jp0mLGo5 #
  • National Poll Shows Paul as Only Other Candidate who can Beat Obama » http://t.co/roPp4iyl #
  • Johnston Atoll – Built by the U.S. at a cost to taxpayers that would easily exceed $30 Billion…abandoned. http://t.co/svDeVot6 #
  • Jon Stewart on MSNBC on New Hampshire Ron Paul 2nd – YouTube http://t.co/xL3F1QsY #
  • Guess who's raising money for Romney: Bigwigs from private equity firms – http://t.co/DrODB0Ml #
  • RT @anjeanettec: Man arrested after calling 911 three times to request a hooker. In his defense, the term "police escort" is kind of vague. #
  • Mitt Romney exposed in his own words – YouTube http://t.co/3Hffdbtc #
  • Mitt Romney avoids U.S tax by using Offshore bank accounts – YouTube http://t.co/Uv8t9Oxg #
  • Mitt Romney: I dont know what the Constitution says! Ask Ron Paul – YouTube http://t.co/EimRKx82 #
  • Jon Stewart on Mitt Romney – YouTube http://t.co/RKK9ytlg #
  • I hope you'll pledge to contribute as generously as you can AND… http://t.co/1uCLivOX #RonPaul2012 #
  • Ron Paul has gained the most (9% to 20%) since the last American Research Group survey on Jan. 4th…#scprimary http://t.co/REEyqsCA #
  • Remember when Obama said this was unpatriotic… http://t.co/d7761lKj #
  • RT @denisleary: New study says smoking pot does not harm lung capacity. It's inhaling 1/2 lb. of burrito meat at 4 a.m. that does it. #
  • Urgent: How to Help Ron Paul Among Older Voters http://t.co/JUi7vleg #
  • RT @chopper4jk: I’ve never seen a female yard gnome, if you were wondering what kind of things keep me up at night. #
  • Establishment Pundit Left Speechless by Ron Paul – YouTube http://t.co/Oz6crpxF #
  • RT @kwmurphy: Correct me if I'm wrong: All the mimes come out on the dance floor when the DJ plays "Against the Wind." #
  • Ron Paul's staying power threatens to alter debate – http://t.co/pzW8VziS #
  • RT @kattcalls: For me, the 1% is how much I believe of what I read around here. #

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08

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08

Daniel Bass's Weekly Twitter Report for 2012-01-08

  • Ron Paul Domestic Policy Myths http://t.co/j4eJFMxM #
  • Israeli spy chief downplays Iranian nuke threat – http://t.co/x33VG5cU #
  • RT @robhuebel: If you're a college football player in a Bowl game, just know that I have a lot of money you. Don't let them take my thumbs. #
  • If you were in charge of marketing this product what would the tagline be? (@ Food Lion) [pic]: http://t.co/oDaqYTXL #
  • RT @kwmurphy: You call this a tournament? When do the roses start their bloody battle to the death? #
  • PolitiFact | 10 pages of statements we say are Pants on Fire Lies! http://t.co/BKUxJF9Y #
  • Ron Paul plays to packed house as supporters await victory.http://goo.gl/8I8K6 #
  • CIA Bin Laden Unit Chief Endorses Ron Paul – says that any other Republican or Obama will keep lying to Americans http://t.co/NYOuD3sg #
  • Time spent w/ @TimLeeperRoof talking social media strategy is always time well spent. (@ Uncle Bud's Catfish Shack) http://t.co/25dhXyS1 #
  • RT @SteveMartinToGo: The more I think about it, “Lo and behold” would be great in rap vernacular. Going to make some calls. #
  • "Rotate and orthogonalize interrelated data streams within an ecosystem channel." It's that easy!? http://t.co/yw0Jfc9C #
  • Ron Paul gets rock star reception at Valley High School | Iowa Caucuses http://t.co/xtUaNOUN #
  • @PaulDMorris & @DarrenTyler try @bufferapp. With this link we both get a bonus space in our Buffer! http://t.co/0POngWVZ #
  • @MarkBortz try @bufferapp. With this link we both get a bonus space in our Buffer! http://t.co/0POngWVZ #
  • The trouble with my uncle, Rick Santorum | #RonPaul2012 http://t.co/f2XMN30B #
  • RT @Dartanion: If you see me later dressed up as a baby wearing a "2012" sash, know it has nothing to do with New Year's. #
  • RT @MATT_KOFF: You guys like The Darkness? Not the band, the one inside me. #
  • Proof that people from Massachusetts won't stop until we're all dead – 'You're a Terminator, Right?' http://t.co/u7H5QV2l #
  • @darrentyler It's a nifty tool…I dig it. in reply to darrentyler #
  • @darrentyler Ugh…it seems that Neocon Goons won that battle. in reply to darrentyler #
  • RT @CobraCommander: w/Osama, Gaddafi & Kim dead this year I feel like I might be in some Super Villain version of Final Destination #
  • Ron Paul has the highest “viral reach” among the current GOP presidential candidates on Facebook. http://t.co/vPNUzQR0 #
  • RT @denisleary: Rick Perry has decided to stay in the race until he has to execute his own campaign manager. #
  • RT @ThomasEWoods: FOX News just now: "You can't get more anti-Mitt than Rick Santorum." You know, I think you can. #RonPaul #
  • RT @meganamram: "You are going to assassinate the pope tomorrow" was an unexpected Snapple Fact #
  • RT @jenstatsky: On certain days, it should be legal to make a citizen's arrest on anyone out jogging pre-noon. #
  • RT @angryczeck: Michelle Bachmann quit the presidential race and rejoined Turner and Overdrive. #
  • RT @mollymcnearney: Today's Bachelorette contestants are tomorrow's Real Housewives. #
  • Any minute now this thing is going to go off like Kayne at an awards show. [pic]: http://t.co/I7Z90Biv #
  • I've just torn a horse's throat with my teeth and my heart rate is 112 over 77. So, I'm pretty healthy. #
  • RT @anjeanettec: Doctors suggesting states take custody of obese children. But those Toddlers & Tiaras kids can totally stay where they are. #
  • RT @MauriceBlitz: One of the saddest moments in my life was being left at the altar. Worst baptism ever. #
  • Ron Paul Surging in New Hampshire Following Top-Tier Finish in Iowa | http://t.co/1rf23woZ #
  • @CBlackTX More like 'Enslave Israel First Express'. Politicans that want to continue Foreign Aid want Israel to be a welfare state. in reply to CBlackTX #
  • RT @kattcalls: You can learn a lot on Twitter. Nothing worth knowing, but still, a lot. #
  • RT @MATT_KOFF: Meant to ask the barista, "What's your best tea?" but it came out as "I am unconscionably lonely." #
  • Rick Santorum On Small Government (The Pursuit of Happiness is ruining America) – YouTube http://t.co/3A4uZv5P #
  • Joe Scarborough ALMOST endorses Ron Paul at Rick Santorum event – YouTube http://t.co/EwIKCXQd #
  • @RachelCruze Someone smart enough to get a MS Degree should be clever enough to figure out how to pay for it w/o going into debt. in reply to RachelCruze #
  • RT @EWErickson: Rick Santorum opposed food stamp reform, Medicaid reform, TANF reform, & supported mandatory federal child care programs. #
  • RT @greggutfeld: They tell u how to buckle seat belts on a plane but no one tells u how to use a bidet. #
  • @RickTheWiseman Try Buffer…it's a nifty tool & easy to use: http://t.co/0POngWVZ #
  • Ron Paul Accurately Predicts The Future – YouTube http://t.co/ArVQJotF #
  • Home of the Punctual Plumbers! (@ Benjamin Franklin Plumbing) [pic]: http://t.co/sni1JJ9s #
  • Japanese Student Creates Typeface out of Leg Hair http://t.co/qbObcHP7 #
  • Rick Santorum spars with N.H. crowds – http://t.co/j5SY8eyU #
  • RT @CorieWhalen: It's not pro-family to have the Gov. involved in dictating the structure, values & beliefs of said unit. Family is organic. #
  • Opening a restaurant and naming all the dishes after characters from Charlotte's Web is a fine idea. #WhatCouldGoWrong #
  • RT @greggutfeld: Just got recognized. Yes, I am the guy who threw up in the fuzzy navel fountain. #
  • No Army Can Stop An Idea Whose Time Has Come http://t.co/tBmrPRxQ #
  • Rick Santorum's Record of Betrayal – #GOP YouTube http://t.co/VdIdWT5b #
  • "What If Ron Paul Was President?" http://t.co/4AmSQhzP #
  • Imagine If…Ron Paul was President in 2012 – YouTube http://t.co/0W86LH6G #

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Jan
01

Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-01-01

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01

Daniel Bass's Weekly Twitter Report for 2012-01-01

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