Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-02-19

RT @SteveMartinToGo: I am thinking that “magnamonium” means “with intense reverence, bordering on ludicrousness.” Or is that Trumpian? #
RT @StellaRtwot: Found an ant in my bathroom today, which is weird because I haven’t had a picnic in there for like 3 months. #
RT @Hadzilla: Haha this baby is eating birdseed right out of my hand. So cute. #
#HonestTequilaAds Michael Imperioli takes a shot..slurs a question about Vampires..farts so loud his nose bleeds then passes out cold. #
RT @wheatnik: Most of the things I would kill myself over losing didn’t even exist 10 years ago. #
RT @jenstatsky: Always get nervous that my cab driver is gonna run someone over. That type of thing can really run up the meter. #
RT @9to5Life: I like to throw my hands in the air & yell “MO MONEY, MO PROBLEMS!” then run away crying when my debit card is denied… #
RT @Hadzilla: It’s all fun and games until Uncle Mike gets drunk and does the worm at your grandfather’s funeral. #
It’s feeding time at the Zoo. (@ McDonald’s) http://t.co/WssAoDpg #
RT @MATT_KOFF: At the risk of sounding uninformed, what’s “bread”? #
RT @NowImworried: Now I’m worried that my shirt is still damp from hang-drying and I’ll catch a pneumonia if I wear it. #
RT @badbanana: Nothing says “I’m carrying $3 and a Guitar Center receipt” like a wallet chain. #
RT @johnfreiler: I drew a tiny handlebar mustache just below the crosshairs on my sniper rifle scope. I have a lot of fun. #
Parents must have the widest possible choice of schools for their children and be armed with good information… http://t.co/rfsIMRRR #
RT @eddiepepitone: Jail slogan- ” Jail can be so relaxing if your life on the outside is a shattered mess. Why not make it jail? Come home.” #
BE ADVISED: Rick Santorum doesn’t believe that Married Couples have a right to privacy. http://t.co/W48BscOF #
RT @MichaelTurk: My four year old says she wants to marry her teddy bear! #OMGSantorumWasRight #EndTimes #
Can Salman Khan Move the Bell Curve to the Right? http://t.co/ulEd0vNa #
Santorum: “I don’t think [contraception] works… it’s harmful to women… to society,” #GOP #Fail #
School Choice Program Found to Reduce Crime and its Related Social Cost Among High-Risk Youth | http://t.co/iiNEavjM #
@hipstermermaid: One time I made cereal with Coffeemate because I ran out of milk. Your move, Rachel Ray. #
@tnr: If Mrs. Santorum is against working women, why did she draw big bucks working at a political ad firm? http://t.co/0uijL5g9 #
Rick Santorum backer suggests Bayer aspirin as a birth control method for women. – http://t.co/4MNgMO6Y #
@CorieWhalen: This speaks to why caucuses are a mess. RT @csmonitor: Should Ron Paul demand a new vote count in Maine? http://t.co/oC6msant #
@seancallanan: Social Media Rules Vary For Md. Athletes http://t.co/mbQrXWA3 samples of social media policies for athletes #digisport #
@ThomasEWoods: ‘My Friends Dismiss Ron Paul Over Gold’: How to Respond http://t.co/vX4YnG4s #tlot #tcot #
The New Science of Viral Ads – Harvard Business Review http://t.co/fqpqOZ8u #
@NowImworried: Now I’m worried that there won’t be enough pickles on my sandwich and I’ll need to go back and confront them. #
@eddiepepitone: bad graduation speech “Remember being lit on fire while you are sleeping under a bridge isn’t ALL you have to look fwd to.” #
@eddiepepitone: To do list: 1) make room look like there was a struggle. 2) ice down grandma. 3) smash government. #
@GaltsGirl: This is really simple: Get out of my bedroom, my healthcare, my bank account, my kids’ education, & my refrigerator. #congress #
@douglasbass: 1.8 M dead people registered to vote. Good thing there’s no such thing as vote fraud, and never has been. #
@MariaGiordano Thanks. I call’em like I see’em. in reply to MariaGiordano #
@robdelaney: Reporter on NPR just hit the “H” in the word “wheat” so hard I became a registered Republican. #
Share the love with a little Scorned Woman on the side. (@ Firehouse Subs) [pic]: http://t.co/YgDJ5K6G #
@chrisbrogan: I’m sorry, but promoted tweets are silly. Do you EVER see them and think, “Wow! I’m totally going to do THAT!” Ever? #
RT @Audie08: Republicans like war, deficits & corporate welfare. The Democrats like war, taxes & individual welfare. Then there’s #RonPaul #
@lbass2 Indeed. What was your favorite part? in reply to lbass2 #
RT @lbass2: Millennials follow brands on social media who want to “save the planet or do good.” Baby Boomers follow brands they can touch. #
RT @TheDweck: Bean bag chairs are probably my favorite type of chair filled with food. #
RT @DustyWWE: Some real dumb tweeties, but 90 out of 100 u guys make me feel good ! #
RT @ThomasEWoods: Here’s Santorum’s “conservative” voting record http://t.co/7iHj8P1o #tlot #tcot #
RT @eddiepepitone: All day I pose for magazines in my head. #
Time to Take Down Santorum’s Disguise – http://t.co/bPKbfACj #
RT @jenstatsky The only thing worse than being a professional party bus driver would be being on a party bus for literally any other reason. #
Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone! http://t.co/nQpaQqDR #
RT @TheDweck: For Valentine’s Day, I plan to go out to a fancy restaurant and whisper sweet nothings into the drive-thru microphone. #
Defeating the Ron Paul media blackout since 2007… http://t.co/nHtYKFXT #
RT @FranGillespie: Before you explain your tattoo, let’s both hold our breath and see who passes out first. #
RT @StevenAmiri: Garth Brooks is in his Chris Gaines wig, eating a plate of chicken wings and crying. #Grammys #
Next on ‘World’s Unluckiest Criminals’: Supreme Court Justice Breyer robbed by a machete-wielding intruder. http://t.co/c3PDFxgj #
@DustyWWE Have you ever considered a 2nd career as Newt Gingrich’s stunt double? Make it happen Dream! in reply to DustyWWE #
Be Active In Other People’s Success. When have you used Social Media to participate in someone’s success? #CoachBurt http://t.co/OPqXEi2S #
Tired of headlines like this? Vote for Ron Paul in 2012: http://t.co/HaAKpJna #