Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-01-22

@GarryShandling: Santorum against fact that North Carolina is on top of South Carolina.
@hipstermermaid: Free idea: wallet-sized Kraft Singles. You’re welcome, America.
Intelligence Officer: Ron Paul Is Right on Iran – http://t.co/SWfJpFgN #
RT @kattcalls: When my class dances it, it’s more break-a-hip-hop. #
RT @NowImworried: Now I’m worried that my neighbor’s jumpy dog on the expandable leash will wind up strangling me. #
How Rick Santorum Ripped Off American Veterans | http://t.co/FkW0UCBb #
RT @anjeanettec: Jersey Shore’s Sammi names her new perfume ‘Dangerous.’ I guess that’s more appealing than ‘Co-dependent Tanorexic.’ #
The Hierarchy Problem http://t.co/edpModzN #
RT @BrianRScully: Watching a beautiful bird soar majestically over the Pacific Ocean and can’t help wondering what it tastes like. #
Newt Gingrich: Serial Hypocrisy – http://t.co/JvhDjQ54 #
RT @NowImworried: Now I’m worried that the exterminator’s ant spray got into my box of Stella Doras. #
RT @MattOBrien2: At least we know where Newt stands on Adult Friend Finder subsidies. #
RT @drjubenville Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard. http://t.co/ONBqyiNS #
Can Ron Paul Cure Your Apathy? – http://t.co/I7I6WNQt #
How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him who brings good news, who publishes peace, who (cont) http://t.co/HdOykQEv #
RT @Andy_Richter: Go ahead and name any band; I have the ability to not care about their latest album. #
The crowd boos CNN Moderator when he tries to ignore Dr. Paul #SC #GOP http://t.co/hDl3ulGU #
Ron Paul Smacks Down Fox Moderators on Military Spending vs. Defense Spending. http://t.co/xZEM53XZ #
RT @NowImworried: Now I’m worried that someone will steal my AOL password because I just changed it to 12345. #
Ron Paul’s NDAA Floor Speech Jan 18 2012 – http://t.co/IIQhN6ST #
RT @Andy_Richter: I hear the ladies love a bad boy with an edge, so I’ve started lining the parrot cage with obituaries. #
Dr. James Linzey, the president and founder of the Military Bible Association, also endorsed Ron Paul #SCPrimary http://t.co/fHC5XCoK #
Romney has between $20.7 Mill. & $101.6 Mill. in his IRA . Experts say such a considerable sum is highly unusual. http://t.co/aICIsOIi #
Few people realize that The Verve’s 1997 hit “Bitter Sweet Symphony” is about the joy & perils of camping. #
RT @meganamram: It’s so sweet when a boy says those three little words (“You don’t know how to count”) #
I’d like to tell you that I’m here to tell the staff why the Titans need to take a DE early in this year’s draft. http://t.co/K2IXxGij #
Gingrich’s Ex-Wife: He Wanted an Open Marriage – WSJ http://t.co/DRwkEeg3 #
Ron Paul, Legislative Hero – http://t.co/yICCDmXW #
RT @SarahThyre: Sometimes I go all Ma Ingalls and pretend my salad spinner is a butter churn. #
RT @DaveRamsey: The people on your payroll are not units of production; they are PEOPLE. Treat them with dignity and respect. #elbook #
Three of a Kind? http://t.co/SOwHcMEF #
Sen. Tom Davis: Why I Support Ron Paul – YouTube http://t.co/3k6QQcKI #
For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the (cont) http://t.co/x24dOZNT #
RT @MattOBrien2: Can’t fault Jon Huntsman for wanting to spend more time being largely ignored by his family #
Massive opposition research file on Romney hits Internet…includes 11 pages of position flip-flops – http://t.co/muA4aiYp #
I just contacted @DesJarlaisTN04 to oppose #SOPA #PIPA – Join me! http://t.co/ZxLToei7 #wikipediablackout #
Newt Gingrich: Selling Access – http://t.co/5icI3laI #
Cayton presents her 1st science project today. She (and her Mom) did a great job! (@ Spring Hill Elementary School) http://t.co/awooL74G #
RT @SteveMartinToGo: My vow: if I can’t think up anything interesting to say, I will say it on Twitter. #
If you don’t know why this is funny just Google ‘Donkey Punch’. Man gives horribly wrong answer on ‘Jeopardy!’ – http://t.co/pywAtTJY #
RT @MATT_KOFF: Does anyone have a hot glue gun I can borrow? Or a regular glue gun with an awesome personality? #
Ron Paul plans D.C. detour to vote against debt increase – http://t.co/wIEIYk4n #
The “Banned” Chinese Classroom Commercial: http://t.co/aWCuyHFW #
Unleash The Tebow In Your Business | Collective Passion http://t.co/t75k7DPu #
From the remodeling in the lobby I’d say this is a thriving business. Must be doing a good job for customers. http://t.co/4ixgGARV #
Why does Voddie Baucham support Ron Paul? | Grace Family Baptist Church: http://t.co/cR8Zmyx2 #
Ron Paul Dominates Fox’s Twitter Survey Of The SC FOX News Debate – http://t.co/PaYmPU7g #
Social Media Traction University Class Today at 2p CST! We’ll cover: Social Media Framework, 21 Questions, and… http://t.co/UAgWkV3G #
Ron Paul is winner in Texas straw poll | http://t.co/zb5yrKXa #
RT @meganamram: There’s literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house #
RT @DirtyMelodies: My little neighbor was doing his math homework & it took me 10 seconds and the use of my fingers to confirm that 9+7=16. #
RT @greggutfeld: Clooney refused to thank all the hobos and their blood that he copiously drinks. #noclass #
Sen. Jim DeMint “If we don’t listen to Ron Paul…the FED is going to destroy our Monetary System” – http://t.co/plltymQy #
RT @JimGaffigan: People are so nice in Utah it makes me think they are stealing from me. #
Take my Honda…please: http://t.co/dBVw8Tkx #
@larrywinget: “Some people couldn’t make a point with an ice pick.” #larrywinget
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