Feb
12

Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-02-12

  • @billhamp I bet you'd they would make you the envy of all the fashionistias at the LU Alumni meetings. in reply to billhamp #
  • @eddiepepitone: to do list- 1) make wigs for 'event'. 2) recommit to jigsaw puzzle. 3) discuss Roman empire at prison function. #
  • RT @badbanana: My wax museum is going to start small by focusing on famous people who look like candles. #
  • Ron Paul People! Ron Paul 2012 (@ Ron Paul For Maury County 2012) [pic]: http://t.co/75lSCLnr #
  • We're getting some coffee before heading off to the Maury Co. #RonPaul2012 Rally. (@ Dunkin' Donuts) [pic]: http://t.co/BDiOIq4B #
  • @anjeanettec: "You're only as good as your last tweet." – my inner monologue, as I shake in the corner. #
  • @robhuebel: Do NOT take your dog to Captain Chihuahua's Karate School for Dogs. They are not a legit dog karate academy. #
  • @FranGillespie: On a bus trip it is customary to quietly rap to yourself if you desire your own seat. #
  • @anjeanettec: School is really great at preparing kids to be bored 8 hours a day for their adult life. #
  • So, for no apparent reason, the guy working the register decided to sing a few lines from the chorus of 'It's a Man… http://t.co/osx18WZt #
  • @MATT_KOFF: Whenever a barista asks if I want whipped cream, I like to lift up my shirt and let them figure out the rest. #
  • @NowImworried: Now I’m worried about my grandson sniffing the eight-pack of Sharpies I just bought him. #
  • @richmckay: I work hard and play hard, which is why I've been fired and everyone calls me a pervert. #
  • @IJasonAlexander Wow…you bear a striking resemblance to that Donny Clay fella. in reply to IJasonAlexander #
  • Ron Paul Winning the Battle for Delegates – MarketWatch http://t.co/xRDwwVtJ #
  • @badbanana: Sometimes when I say "I guess" I'm not really guessing. Feels good to finally clear the air. #
  • More Bad News for Obama? http://t.co/3Viy8BzR #
  • @BorowitzReport: MISSOURI: Romney Unconcerned After Losing to Walking Joke in Sweater Vest. #
  • Misconstruing Ron Paul’s foreign policy views & leveling him with ad-hominem attacks is intellectually intolerant and… http://t.co/UaDLFx3L #
  • I'm at Vanderbilt Health (One Hundred Oaks) (719 Thompson Lane, Nashville) http://t.co/YETSf9I4 #
  • A fight between Catwoman and an Ozzy Osbourne impersonator has ended with him getting pepper sprayed. http://t.co/EDAfoske #
  • Texas Congressman Ron Paul's support grew by 5 percentage points to 21 percent, moving him into second place and… http://t.co/O0nUxZ7r #
  • @indecision: I'm starting to think this Ron Paul fellow doesn't care much for the Federal Reserve. #
  • I'd choose 'Unforgivable'… | What scratch-n-sniff scent would you pick for your jeans? – http://t.co/pUlRlkTj #
  • @indecision: Here's how you'll know if it's the End Times: @cnn covers a Ron Paul speech in its entirety. #
  • Check it Party People! RT @TNLtraining I just donated to Michael Cook. Check out this amazing cause right now. http://t.co/TtKI2RZE #
  • @TNLtraining Awesome! in reply to TNLtraining #
  • Take That NRA! | California crook used McDonald’s apple pies to rob bank. – http://t.co/re6hVIXH #
  • The Himalayas and nearby peaks have lost no ice in past 10 years, study shows | Environment http://t.co/6qDTEIwN #
  • ‘I Am Not a Lobbyist,’ Says Registered Lobbyist | Washington Free Beacon http://t.co/0cfpsDhU #
  • Ron Paul keeps talking about issues outside the scope of what journalists say we should care about… http://t.co/OnYbqJgA #
  • He was driving a Bentley convertible with the license plate: SAUCED. http://t.co/kTVoCFre #
  • Ron Paul – Victim of Fraud in 2012 http://t.co/mMu8gpec #
  • It looks like a carwash gone out of control – and the truth really has got locals in a lather. http://t.co/ExPBITa0 #
  • Big Question for 2012: Will We Create a Dinosaur From a Chicken? http://t.co/kJ5NBQsL #
  • The case of Nevada vote fraud is now official – http://t.co/CAMB6Sv8 #
  • Officials now plan to swat roof passengers with brooms drenched in putrid goo… http://t.co/NGFafqsU #
  • Bad news for the poor & middle class! | Mitt Romney has come out in support of indexing the minimum wage law… http://t.co/GYpCpVvT #
  • @Cat_Fancy: papa cat finally tells the kittens about his other secret family in cleveland. #
  • @Schindizzle: I'm starting a band called LinkedIn Park. We'll play obnoxious rap metal about invitations and reminders. #
  • @StevenAmiri: If they would've given Eli Manning a copy of Cars 2 on DVD instead of that Corvette, he would have been just as happy. #
  • @richmckay: Tear-away pants: good for stripper routines, awesome for bathroom emergencies. #
  • @badbanana: Accidentally picked out soothing paint colors and now my panic room is ruined. #
  • RT @NowImworried: Now I'm worried the NY Giant players will get upper respiratory infections from kissing the shiny silver football trophy. #
  • RT @johnfreiler: i'm coming to you, hat in hand, asking for you to explain where i'm supposed to wear a hat. on your hand, right? #
  • @DaveRamsey: Helping others with your money is a Christian value, You helping others with MY money is Socialism. #epicfail #
  • @amberweinberg: Is just wrong to have a bus stop at a prison… #
  • The A.B.C.Ds of Sales (Always Be Closing in Drag) – 'Aunt Barbara' Top Tupperware Seller in North America | http://t.co/05tzVLss #
  • RT @BorowitzReport: If we really wanted to slow down Iran's nuclear scientists we'd introduce them to Angry Birds. #
  • Jim Clark says that he didn't fight in Vietnam so Wildlife Agents could take the 4 pet monkeys he keeps in his RV. http://t.co/Fwxs0yb6 #
  • He catches the wise in (cont) http://t.co/MTz3WB1Q #
  • Worth a 20 minute wait. (@ Farmers Family Restaurant) http://t.co/8qI8isPg #
  • Louis Zamperini – A True American Hero – http://t.co/H39vrpYp #

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Feb
05

Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-02-05

  • A Baaad Commute? | A flock of sheep forming a frenzied, cyclonic circle around a car… http://t.co/Odm1doLg #
  • Romans 1:16-32 (@ Conduit Church) http://t.co/8qyRBOqg #
  • RT @RobinMcCauley: The farthest back I can remember is crying in my crib and hearing someone ask me “Why are you in a crib? You’re 38.” #
  • As the Father has loved me, so have I loved you. Abide in my love. If you keep my commandments, you (cont) http://t.co/UDdNY0Er #
  • @mollymcnearney: Has the man who signed millions of Cabbage Patch Kids’ butt cheeks turned up as a pedophile yet? #
  • RT @richmckay: I thought I was failing an eye exam but I was just passed out in a bowl of alphabet soup. #
  • RT @JDeragon: The knowledge of what needs to change & how to make the change is no longer contained by the few rather it rest with the many. #
  • Holder to Puerto Rican Rep: ‘Wherever you’re from’ | http://t.co/b4V8STkj #
  • RT @MATT_KOFF: Before Twitter, I had to follow food trucks on a Read the rest of this entry »
Jan
29

Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-01-29

Jan
22

Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-01-22

Jan
22

Daniel Bass’s Weekly Twitter Report for 2012-01-22

  • @larrywinget: “Some people couldn’t make a point with an ice pick.” #larrywinget
  • Take my Honda…please: http://t.co/dBVw8Tkx #
  • RT @JimGaffigan: People are so nice in Utah it makes me think they are stealing from me. #
  • Sen. Jim DeMint “If we don’t listen to Ron Paul…the FED is going to destroy our Monetary System” – http://t.co/plltymQy #
  • RT @greggutfeld: Clooney refused to thank all the hobos and their blood that he copiously drinks. #noclass #
  • RT @DirtyMelodies: My little neighbor was doing his math homework & it took me 10 seconds and the use of my fingers to confirm that 9+7=16. #
  • RT @meganamram: There’s literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house #
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Jan
15

Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-01-15

Jan
08

Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-01-08

Jan
01

Daniel Bass: Twitter Updates for 2012-01-01

Dec
25

Daniel Bass’s Weekly Twitter Report for 2011-12-25

Dec
18

Daniel Bass’s Weekly Twitter Report for 2011-12-18

  • The Bush Admin. wasn’t happy 9/11 happened but they sure didn’t waste any time using it as justification to invade Iraq. #Ron Paul #
  • Ron Paul isn’t saying anything about the what caused 9/11 that the 9/11 Commission hasn’t said. #
  • @BuckeyeSquadron The fact is that US Foreign Policy is the reason Al Qaeda attacked us. The 9/11 Comission an ‘Absolute Lie’, be specific. in reply to BuckeyeSquadron #
  • May the Lord direct your hearts to the love of God and to the steadfastness of Christ. 2 Thessalonians 3:5 #
  • Peace I leave with you; my peace I give to you. Not as the world gives do I give to you. Let not (cont) http://t.co/JohhGeSc #
  • I’d love a neck pillow filled with their pork-fried rice. (@ Wong’s Kitchen) http://t.co/Q8GmNvYX #
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